Hello and welcome disposable vape lovers. Whether you’re a sucker for a night-out vape, a closet vaper or you’ve decided to switch from disposable vapes to a refillable vape we’ve put you all in different, all slightly offensive yet funny (if I do say so myself) categories. We’ve broken it down by your go to flavour; maybe you have a few or just stick to the one. You’ll see we’re weirdly good at identifying personalities based on peoples choice of vape. Enjoy.
Blue Razz Lemonade
Blue Razz lemonade (although not a bad flavour by any means) is an OG flavour, but there’s so much more out there. If you choose Blue Razz lemonade you’ve got about as much imagination as someone who orders a Margherita pizza from dominos. You lack excitement in your life and enjoy toddling along in the slow lane. Although we respect your choices; you’re still yet to be invited to your own works Christmas doo (because you’re boring, btw).
Double Apple
As a Double apple lover; growing up J20s at Christmas were probably like crack to you. You’re easily excitable and probably still very childish. You’re the type of person to fall over backwards when a plane flies over your head. Although, you’re more interesting than Blue Razz lemonade over there so props for that. Furthermore, you probably put a stone island coat on your Christmas list every year but your mrs refuses to buy it for you because “you’re not a hooligan”. She’d be right in this instance, you’ve had 1 fight and won by punching the other man straight in the jewels. Low blow, bro.
Lemon Lime
You’re either a bricky or secret Just Stop Oil protester who is a big fat hypocrite, I firmly believe there isn’t much in between. Maybe the odd wannabe rugby boy who lives in south west London. Who knows, maybe like an online cupid i’ve just found 3 completely different types that have more in common than they first thought. Opposites do attract, right? Lemon lime screams that you try and live a healthy life, then it hits Friday afternoon and you wish all those good habits built up in the week repenting the last weekends sins a fond farewell. Good bye Derek, your annoying boss. Hello Tracy, the landlady at your favourite local. Beers with the boys, Bosh.
Kiwi Passionfruit Guava
You just saw the colour green and thought aloud sounding like Lenny from Of Mice and Men “Green mean good. Me like Kiwi”. A seat filler at every social gathering attended and probably hates anyone who does anything creative. Nothing between the ears but just living life, respect. Doesn’t like spicy food but orders an extra hot at Nandos just to impress the boys. Not a single “fair play lad”, just scours of pity.
Pineapple Ice
If Pineapple Ice is your poison you probably also choose a dessert over a starter. Someone who will only pay for the food they’ve had at a dinner with friends; and insists they didn’t order “extra ice” with their tap water. You’re the guy in the group chat who sends in the links to an adult advent calendar. A triumphant lunatic who will throw hands with a pepsi for having too many bubbles in it.
Watermelon Ice
You sincerely lack creativity yet display all the boring traits that a creative person has. Oat Milk is an extension of your personality and you probably have a plant emoji in your instagram bio. You probably think you’re taller than you are and you pretend you’re doing better than you are. Putting global at before “marketing executive” doesn’t make you Mr Worldwide, chill out.
Cherry Peach Lemonade
You don’t let your partner know you vape. A secret vaper who will zip off & vape in the toilet whilst your mrs is slaving away over your dinner. Some say cunning, I say more power to you. The only problem is you probably eat shepherds pie for dinner 3 times a week. The local pub is your safe-heaven and you’re the only one who eats the boiled-egg flavoured pork scratchings – eurgh. You insist on being good at Pool but look like as majestic as that famous photo of Peter Crouch playing golf.
Cotton Candy Ice
You’re a fussy eater, we all know it. You eat ham sandwiches for lunch every single day and i’m going to take a wild guess that you have ketchup or mayo with your roast dinner. An evil mastermind just waiting to the world crumble around them. You’re a Man United fan who reckons he loves Millway away, hilarious.
Blueberry Sour Raspberry
Ah a true vaping connoisseur. Blueberry sour raspberry screams good character; you’re a socialite on the weekends but workaholic during the week. You bought your boss coffee once to try and cheer them up and now you’re doing their laundry too, pathetic. You’re the type of person who is late to trends; you’ve just bought your first pair of Air Forces and claims “madri is the best beer in the world”.
Triple Mango
You’re the active one in the friendship group. Look down and say hello to your Karrimor shoes for me. A triple mango enthusiast enjoys walking at the weekends and insists he is better than everyone else. You’re a little bit more grown up than the other lads in your friendship group but you were once caught running up the stairs on all fours at the age of 17 so there’s not much you can say. You probably get walked all over by every girl you date yet your mum tells you “don’t worry hunny you’ll find a good one soon”.
In Summary
Well there we have it chaps, your whole personality summed up into one little flavoured box of air. We really hope we’ve caused just the smallest amount of offence throughout this read. May 2024 bring you luck, prosperity and pints in the local with the boys. Giiit up.
What your vape says about you (boy edition)
Hello and welcome disposable vape lovers. Whether you’re a sucker for a night-out vape, a closet vaper or you’ve decided to switch from disposable vapes to a refillable vape we’ve put you all in different, all slightly offensive yet funny (if I do say so myself) categories. We’ve broken it down by your go to flavour; maybe you have a few or just stick to the one. You’ll see we’re weirdly good at identifying personalities based on peoples choice of vape. Enjoy.
Blue Razz Lemonade
Blue Razz lemonade (although not a bad flavour by any means) is an OG flavour, but there’s so much more out there. If you choose Blue Razz lemonade you’ve got about as much imagination as someone who orders a Margherita pizza from dominos. You lack excitement in your life and enjoy toddling along in the slow lane. Although we respect your choices; you’re still yet to be invited to your own works Christmas doo (because you’re boring, btw).
Double Apple
As a Double apple lover; growing up J20s at Christmas were probably like crack to you. You’re easily excitable and probably still very childish. You’re the type of person to fall over backwards when a plane flies over your head. Although, you’re more interesting than Blue Razz lemonade over there so props for that. Furthermore, you probably put a stone island coat on your Christmas list every year but your mrs refuses to buy it for you because “you’re not a hooligan”. She’d be right in this instance, you’ve had 1 fight and won by punching the other man straight in the jewels. Low blow, bro.
Lemon Lime
You’re either a bricky or secret Just Stop Oil protester who is a big fat hypocrite, I firmly believe there isn’t much in between. Maybe the odd wannabe rugby boy who lives in south west London. Who knows, maybe like an online cupid i’ve just found 3 completely different types that have more in common than they first thought. Opposites do attract, right? Lemon lime screams that you try and live a healthy life, then it hits Friday afternoon and you wish all those good habits built up in the week repenting the last weekends sins a fond farewell. Good bye Derek, your annoying boss. Hello Tracy, the landlady at your favourite local. Beers with the boys, Bosh.
Kiwi Passionfruit Guava
You just saw the colour green and thought aloud sounding like Lenny from Of Mice and Men “Green mean good. Me like Kiwi”. A seat filler at every social gathering attended and probably hates anyone who does anything creative. Nothing between the ears but just living life, respect. Doesn’t like spicy food but orders an extra hot at Nandos just to impress the boys. Not a single “fair play lad”, just scours of pity.
Pineapple Ice
If Pineapple Ice is your poison you probably also choose a dessert over a starter. Someone who will only pay for the food they’ve had at a dinner with friends; and insists they didn’t order “extra ice” with their tap water. You’re the guy in the group chat who sends in the links to an adult advent calendar. A triumphant lunatic who will throw hands with a pepsi for having too many bubbles in it.
Watermelon Ice
You sincerely lack creativity yet display all the boring traits that a creative person has. Oat Milk is an extension of your personality and you probably have a plant emoji in your instagram bio. You probably think you’re taller than you are and you pretend you’re doing better than you are. Putting global at before “marketing executive” doesn’t make you Mr Worldwide, chill out.
Cherry Peach Lemonade
You don’t let your partner know you vape. A secret vaper who will zip off & vape in the toilet whilst your mrs is slaving away over your dinner. Some say cunning, I say more power to you. The only problem is you probably eat shepherds pie for dinner 3 times a week. The local pub is your safe-heaven and you’re the only one who eats the boiled-egg flavoured pork scratchings – eurgh. You insist on being good at Pool but look like as majestic as that famous photo of Peter Crouch playing golf.
Cotton Candy Ice
You’re a fussy eater, we all know it. You eat ham sandwiches for lunch every single day and i’m going to take a wild guess that you have ketchup or mayo with your roast dinner. An evil mastermind just waiting to the world crumble around them. You’re a Man United fan who reckons he loves Millway away, hilarious.
Blueberry Sour Raspberry
Ah a true vaping connoisseur. Blueberry sour raspberry screams good character; you’re a socialite on the weekends but workaholic during the week. You bought your boss coffee once to try and cheer them up and now you’re doing their laundry too, pathetic. You’re the type of person who is late to trends; you’ve just bought your first pair of Air Forces and claims “madri is the best beer in the world”.
Triple Mango
You’re the active one in the friendship group. Look down and say hello to your Karrimor shoes for me. A triple mango enthusiast enjoys walking at the weekends and insists he is better than everyone else. You’re a little bit more grown up than the other lads in your friendship group but you were once caught running up the stairs on all fours at the age of 17 so there’s not much you can say. You probably get walked all over by every girl you date yet your mum tells you “don’t worry hunny you’ll find a good one soon”.
In Summary
Well there we have it chaps, your whole personality summed up into one little flavoured box of air. We really hope we’ve caused just the smallest amount of offence throughout this read. May 2024 bring you luck, prosperity and pints in the local with the boys. Giiit up.